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The Doctor proffered the package and continued breakfast. I opened it with trembling fingers. I, like you, was speechless for several seconds. Then I summoned the courage to ask another question. "the wine, er, which Chateau would that be from?"
"It's not from a Chateau, it's from an Einzellage, obviously", he replied between mouthfuls of kipper."
"But the bottle....I don't und...."
"No", he said. "It's a Holy Mystery."